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Some Funny Thoughts
Some Funny Thoughts
* The length of a minute depends entirely on what side of the bathroom door you're on. * A key ring is a handy little device that was invented so you could lose ALL your keys at once! * I used to be indecisive ... I think. * A careful study of economics has recently revealed that the best time to buy anything is last year. * If a shepherd takes care of sheep, shouldn't a coward take care of cows? * When I'm not in my right mind, well, my left mind can get awful crowded.
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