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Old 08-29-2021, 03:47 AM   #1
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Default Cowboy Shave

Cowboy Shave

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop for a shave and a
haircut.

He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off
because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a
little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old
cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was
the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know
what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed
that little ball.

The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days
like everyone else does."
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