Senior Exercise

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Senior Exercise

Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God
decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to
search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing
more walking.

Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made
seniors lose coordination so they would drop things
requiring them to bend, reach and stretch.

Then God considered the function of bladders and decided
seniors would have additional calls of nature requiring more
trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise.

So if you find as you age that you are getting up and down
more, remember it's God's will. It is all in your best
interest even though you mutter under your breath.