*Marriage*

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Local news station was interviewing an 80 year old lady because she had just gotten married for the 4th time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then abut her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered.

Interesting the newsman thought

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that in her 20's she had married as banker, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's and now in her 80's a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her quite astonished and asked why she had married men with such diverse careers.

{WAIT FOR IT}

She smiled and explained I married one for t6he money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go.