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10-18-2013, 11:32 AM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 74,204	Three Fathers Three Fathers Three men were waiting expectantly outside the labor ward of the city hospital. After a few minutes, a nurse came out to tell the first man: “Congratulations. You are the father of twins.” “Twins!” he exclaimed. “How about that? I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company!” Five minutes later, a nurse came out to tell the second man: “Congratulations. You are the father of triplets.” “Triplets!” he said. “What an amazing coincidence! I work for the 3M Organization!” The third man stood up ashen-faced and muttered: “I need some air. I work for 7-Up!” __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

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