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Old 05-23-2021, 07:13 AM   #1
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1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was
named April. The second child was named May. What was the
third child's name?

Answer: Johnny, of course.


2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten
inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he
weigh?

Answer: Meat.


3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest
mountain in the world?

Answer: Mt. Everest.


4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet
by three feet by four feet?

Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.


5. What word in the English language is always spelled
incorrectly?

Answer: "Incorrectly."


6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is
always in the summer. How is this possible?

Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere.


7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a
wooden leg. Why not?

Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need
a camera to take pictures.


8. If you were running a race and you passed the person in
2nd place, what place would you be in now?

Answer: You would be in 2nd place.


9. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white"
or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

Answer: Neither. The yolk of an egg is yellow.


10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks
in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he
combined them all in another field?

Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all
become one big stack.
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