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Old 08-21-2015, 11:11 AM   #1
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Default My Philosophy Of Housecleaning!

My Philosophy Of Housecleaning!

I don't do windows because ...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because .
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible
( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because .
They are very good company,
I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because
I want every creature
to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

I don't pull weeds in the garden because ..
I don't want to get in God's way,
HE is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because .
My kids will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because .
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when
they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because ...
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because .
A Type" personalities die young
and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!

REMEMBER . . . . .

A clean house is a sign of a BROKEN COMPUTER (or internet access down)

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