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03-19-2014, 02:53 PM | #1 |
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Why, Oh Why...
Why, Oh Why...
* Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? * Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? * Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word? * Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do ‘practice’? * Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? * Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? * Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? * Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food? * Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes? * Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? * You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? * Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains? * Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? * If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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