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Old 08-29-2021, 03:48 AM   #1
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Default Get Well Soon

Get Well Soon

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an
inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that
all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something
pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be
a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he
finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down
enough so he could look at what was making him so
uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips
of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.
Written in large black letters was the sentence.

"Get well quick ..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to
last week."
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