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07-11-2018, 08:08 AM | #1 |
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* Make some vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat it in public. * Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other. * Go into a crowded elevator and announce, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today." * Run into a store and ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It Worked!" and run out cheering. * Change name to Simon. Speak in third person. * Buy a parrot. Teach parrot to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!" * Follow joggers around in car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" to encourage them.
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