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Things to Think About
Things to Think About:
-Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there. -If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? -Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? -So what's the speed of dark? -Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? -If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? -Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? -Why do banks charge you interest on Non-Sufficient Funds when all along it's money they already know you don't have? -Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? -Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? -If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? -Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. -Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? -Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? -If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? -If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
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