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Old 11-30-2014, 11:09 AM   #1
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Tea Time

Little Johnny was left to fix lunch.

When his mother returned with a friend, she noticed that
Johnny had already strained the tea.

The two women then sipped their tea happily while having
lunch.

"Was it hard finding the tea strainer in the kitchen?"
Johnny's mother asked.

"I couldn't find it Ma, so I used the fly swatter," he
replied.

His mother nearly fainted, so Johnny hastily added:

"Don't get excited, Ma, I used the old one!"
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