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Old 06-28-2020, 10:24 AM   #1
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When he saw how astronomically high his latest phone bill was, the head of the house called a family meeting. "This is unacceptable," said the father. "You have to limit the use of the phone. I never use this phone, I always use the one at the office."

The mother said: "Same here, I hardly ever use the home phone, because I use my work phone."

The son said: "Me, too. I never use the home phone. I always use the company's mobile."

"So what is the problem?" asked the housekeeper. "We all use our work telephones."
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